I go to sleep Trump is ahead +1775 and I wake up Biden is ahead +1800. And I always thought it a giant problem to get any productivity out of the night shift! I see the Atlanta Vote Printing Inc. has solved that problem.
Which is the most critical state?
Pennsylvania?
No, I said which is the most critical state?
Arizona!
No, I said which is the most critical state!!!
Georgia!
The lesson here is that we're all very important! That's what makes America great! You could be in North Dakota, think about it, North Dakota? And then one day you and your vote photocopy machine determine the fate of the nation! Well, at least participate in a great charade that reveals the chosen one to the people.
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