Trump is making fun of the Biden Bus vs MAGA Cavalry right now in Montoursville PA. He's like "
Did you see all those trucks with the flags? Hahahaha, it was beautiful !"
And I was like
My Leader tell me what happened and he put these bullet points into my mind just like Scientology but better:
- The Biden bus was traveling in the center lane, with the white staff car following behind. A black truck was travelling in the right lane, alongside the white staff car.
- The Biden bus then made a very slow switch to the right lane and positioned itself in right lane in front of the black truck.
- The white staff car also attempted to switch to the right lane and began to straddle both lanes, attempting to force the black truck to slow down so the white staff car could continue to travel behind the Biden bus.
- At some point the driver's side front tire of the black truck made contact with the passenger rear door of the white staff car which then swerved back into the center lane.
Sooo....questions for Biden's secret service guys:
1) Why does the package travel without front and rear blockers?
2) Why does the package change travel direction on its own?
3) Why is staff not instructed on safe convoy driving?
4) Where is local LEO escort?
The truck driver is lucky to be alive. If you notice the black truck had open wheels which protruded from the body. Any racing fan knows what whacky things can happen when open wheels come in contact with stuff. That white staff car could have caused that truck to flip and kill people.
And then the other trucks would have opened fire. That would have been the best worst 80s movie ever made!