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Old 10-31-2020, 08:58 AM
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By BLACKBELLAMY

PUBLISHED: 08:62 EDT, 31 October 2020

Cities across the nation are boarding up in preparation for widespread Right Wing violence on and after Election Day, as many states prepare the National Guard for activation and specialized units of military police Guardsmen ready for rapid deployment.

It is expected that after Trump loses, millions of white racists will pour into the streets to set the entire country on fire.

People are still jittery after this summer's right-wing violence across the nation, sparked by the famous "Latte-Karen" incident, where a black Starbucks employee did not put the required amount of half-caf-decaf into the half-caf-decaf-extra-caf-zero-caf-with-Splenda and was reported to the manager by an angry privileged racist white woman with culturally appropriated hoop earrings. The shock and the fury manifested itself just a few hours later as disgruntled right-wing social media employees burned Palo Alto down to the ground as a starting point that soon engulfed all of America.

"We have a lot of surplus military equipment that my brother was able to steal as a no-show contractor in the Middle East" - Peace Führer Gretchen Whitmer said today.

"We are busy identifying potential rioters and are pre-emptively crushing them in their houses using M32 Tank Recovery vehicles. We will not rest until this Right-Wing menace is stopped in it's......tracks", she continued humorously and thus unifyingly.

President Biden offered these words of healing:

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Thank you for electing me President in three days! The healing has begun! It's not the trobe in frent to trandrustramonate! No! We will not give in! George's hate has no place here or this place thing as we all do, c'mon!
The nation is holding its breath as the predestined election results are to be released by the Soros Group late November 3rd.