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Originally Posted by Patriam1066
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And to be clear, Trump has made worse, in a serious manner, every problem we face. We don’t even have credibility with our allies in the struggle against China. The economist released a horrifying account of what’s happening to the Uyghurs today. It’s out and out genocide, and somehow we no longer have the moral high ground to do anything about this.
SAD!!!!! YUUUUGE failure
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Yeah, so we should die for the Uyghurs today and Armenia tomorrow? A nice new row of American boys in the ground so we can save insurrectionists and ethnic cleansers.
Here's a list of our problems (internationally):
Nothing. Fuck all ya'll.
Here's a list of things we should solve (internationally):
Get bent. Fix your own samovar or rickshaw.
We used to have problems. Problems like too many wars. We had like three going at one time? I think we're down to half, maybe a quarter of a war now?
We used to have a problem with Iran, what happened to those guys? We only had to publicly assassinate
one of them on Trump's whim? Damn I thought those monkeys were a bit tougher.
What happened to North Korea? Kim was all like look at me I have rockets look at me I'm blowing up fishing boats I'm a big big problem! And Trump went there and Kim spent all that time just sucking Trump's dick the entire time. He's still sucking it, remotely because of covid of course.
Remember with all those fucked up NATO EU people and how we had to shine them up to get anything done? Turns out we don't need them and they all suck. Trump went there and literally yelled at them and started giving them the
sieg heil and all that obedience kicked right in and it was yes sir no sir right away.
Remember the Palestinian problem? It's gone! Do you know why no one gives a flying fuck about the Palestinians all of a sudden? Because Trump sent his meddling son-in-law to end run around their interests and now they're all crying why won't the Arabs support our stupid claims. Ha ha ha, I mean everyone saw the octopus cartoon; let's say you have an octopus - you're not just going to leave it around, that thing is smart and can open jars. So you put your octopus to work and problem solved. (Unless you have a problem with the octopus which I don't. They're cool. Everyone knows what happens when the octopuses get too smart. It's like the problem solutions itself. In modern-day speak.)
Anyway, aside from that weirdly not-really-but anti-octopic diatribe, problems solved.
Trump has indeed solved all the problems we had and at the same time made all new problems impossible. They can't form. Like thoughts in a leftists brain.