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Old 10-19-2020, 08:14 PM
Jibartik Jibartik is offline
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Originally Posted by BlackBellamy [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
Whoa whoa whoa, I never said he was black. I described him as "Mixed-race, possibly Hispanic with a slight Caribbean and Mestizo influence, with a slight build and a really awesome washboard stomach".

Of course I'm a man! No woman would be able to appreciate his willowy beauty, especially when he was whimpering like a scared little bitch with my gun in his mouth.

(I have to do that because my penis doesn't work.)

(Otherwise I'm a man.)

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Man it's a good thing you weren't playing crash bandicoot with your girlfriend.