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The Mormons declare imperium and we liberate Armenia and Constantinople, then go onward to Antioch, Jerusalem, and Alexandria. The five patriarchal sees are once again in Christian hands and we declare imperium over the Western Hemisphere, with the East being ruled by a newly formed European state with its capital at Constantinople

Obesity and diabetes are made illlegal, disobedient children are punished, loitering, littering, and other commonly overlooked minor sins are again punished via shame and our new found dedication to health leads us to win every World Cup, really pissing off Eurotrash and the spics

Donald Trump is remembered as a cautionary tale as to what can happen when we allow the obese to hold power, and a new golden age leads humanity to prosperity. That’s how dad did it, that’s how America does it