Hmm... too stupid to comprehend simple sentences... I blame our schools.
Perhaps a visual aid would help? Here's some ads that Google apparently thought was relevant to your situation:
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You should ask your mother, or whomever you rely on for your day-to-day needs, to look into those.
Wow, we've really managed to hijack the thread, huh? Nice.