Aight, I'll go first:
GARDENING:
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I was pulling weeds on my property, which is terraced. I lost my balance and fell off one terrace onto the street 10 feet below, driving my elbow bone into the ground and into tiny shards. Two operations, lots of titanium, and 12 screws which I've named after the Apostles. I can feel them through the skin so I rub their heads absentmindedly when I'm waiting for the spawn timer to count down.
HUNTING:
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Saw a moving deer crossing my T at 50 yards in heavy forest from a standing ground position. I brought up my .50 cal muzzle-loader and sent out a 300 grain piece of lead in saboted .452 cal. It hit the deer at 2000 fps with around 2600 ft/lb of force.
Straight through the heart.