Dude is totally dodging a bullet. I mean look at that self-absorbed bitch. You have a truly unique-looking individual right there, he has "professional" on his shirt so surely he must have some kind of story to tell, and she's just like I'm going to put on a sad face and look away and isolate myself further from society with these headphones while wearing this shitty brown skirt that makes me look like an 1860s slavic peasant.
Dude should be totally aiming higher than that. He should go to the marina! Healthy tan chicks with boats, what's not to like?
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