I went to the same high school Hillary Clinton attended (Go Demons!). If I knew what was going to happen I would have stayed late in chemistry lab and sent myself back in time some years and then I would have broken her heart so bad her self-esteem would be just destroyed and she would wind up in a mental hospital and never make it to Wellesley.
I would have been a hero. I mean no one would know. No one but Trump. He would drive by in his big limo and just give that famous thumbs up and drive off. I expect I would get a visit from Clinton too, and he would have the same sized limo except it would be open topped and have a jacuzzi and Kamala Harris would be just sucking his dick.
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