Hey what-a-weenie,
If that was my only shtick I wouldn't have the most impressive elf resume on Green. But to speak to your specific points and in light of my work experience as a professional elf I can only say the following because I got a port to catch and a plane to raid.
- I can handle things, I'm smart! What's a matter with you?! I'm smart enough to find a way to beat EverQuest!
- And I'm tough. I am the first person to solo PoD on Green. Can you get much tougher than that? No, no you cannot. Maybe you've run a 100km trail race. Maybe you've endured 10 years in a foreign, seemingly impenetrable culture mastering a difficult language whilst starting a few successful companies. So what?! Nothing is as tough as PoD solo. NOTHING!
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And lastly, you're nothing to me now. You're not a brother, you're not a friend. Mr. Anonymous moneybags. I don't wanna know you, or what you do. I don't wanna see you at tunnel, and I don't want you near my camps.
But no hard feelings.