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Originally Posted by Tankwipe
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Yeah man it's real rough I broke my leg running from the cops see I stole like six baguettes and that really weighs me down since I passed the 400lb mark last year so anyway i been milking disability and unemployment to buy meth for me and the nine stray dogs that i have to bribe not to eat me while i lay under the window at mcdonalds and steal their wifi to camp hadden 18 hours a day 7 days a week
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Dude did you take my butter tub again? I had it right next to me...now all I got is my greasy fingers which I keep sliding into my Waifu so maybe she can farm up some gnolls for me. Next time you waddle over can you help to pry me from my XL Magnum Elite Gamer chair? I sat on my cumbox and now I'm stuck. It's like glue.
Recondo thinks he can shame the shameless. That's a tough order.