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Originally Posted by Abacab "The REAL truth"
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Don't get schooled by Barkingturtle...
Remember this, as he sits here with a copy of Thesaurus cranking out long winded posts trying to fill them with as much edge as possible:
He's still a fat fuck with moles all over his face, who married Jack Nicholson's The Joker but only after he met her fat ass off an EQ gaming site
and if that's not bad enough sometimes he pretends to be his "wife" online and incessantly talk about his penis to the point of OCD and has done so form Facebook to Allakhazam because he uses the same name on every website..,
In short arguing with Barkingturtle is essentially arguing with the crushing loneliness and social awkwardness of an autistic man.
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So every time I post, you're going to follow-up with this catchy biography? Shit man, judging by the crater I evidently left in you I think it's safe to say I'm capable of leaving my own impression, but thanks for spreading the word about me. I acknowledge you as a human being and appreciate your patronage.
Anyway, do you ever get the sense you've been fucking trolled when a year after you read my posts you're sitting their typing about Barkingturtle's penis? Or do you just get the old' familiar funny feeling in the seat of your pants when you think about my meaty sperm-cannon and your anus starts to dilate in moist, musty anticipation?