I can't wait to learn someone on this forum took a corner too hard on their motorcycle. I hope to be able to dox them and fly to their accident scene so I could call them a motherfucking idiot and laugh at them right before they die. Anyone who would ever ride a one of them two-wheeled organ-donor death machines deserves to die!
I mean I wouldn't do that, not because I'm not a ghoul, but because I'm a better person. I still struggle with pride, so I don't mind telling people I'm way better than them even though I should be more humble. I'll take that personal failing though, I feel it's better than getting visibly aroused when someone passes.
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