[YendorLootmonkey]

Originally Posted by Jimjam [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Bodies are strange things. I’m in my mid 30s and can't grow a full beard. Gives me a real sense of gender dysphoria, like I’m a boy, not a man, right? My wife stresses cos my hair is thinning and she thinks it will diminish my confidence, but oddly the opposite is true. I feel like my receding hairline is an expression of my masculinity.

I think last summer was my peak. I was able to grow a lush moustache and a respectable crop of hair. Couples with chinos, a salmon shirt and green sweater I was Larping Ned Flanders with pride.

This year i’m having decent luck with some more growth on the chin. The thinning of the hair, coupled with no barber visit since March, is looking pretty disheveled. I think for autumn i’ll get out the green t shirts and brown chords for a Shaggy larp. Will be great for halloween. I even have access to a large black and brown dog.

100% candid non troll post.

Tell me more about this Ned Flanders LARP... where can I sign up and can I be Nelson?