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Old 06-18-2011, 11:41 AM
Bodeanicus Bodeanicus is offline
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Originally Posted by Abacab "The REAL truth" [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
Beating a child's ass only works when they're like 6 years old and totally submissive, I used to get my ass beat when I was young and it totally didn't work anymore when I was a teenager...

I recall my dad back-handing me cause I was running my mouth and he was a bit drunk so obviously wasn't going to put up with that shit, and being 17 years old and full of rampant hormones and rage I did what a reasonable human being would do when struck like that: I kicked him in the groin and pushed him down a flight of 30 or so stairs he ended up fracturing his elbow and cracking two ribs from the fall so he was in the ER shortly after that...

Point is I asserted my dominance as the alpha-male in the household and from that day on he didn't raise his hand to me, he only called the probation office
AHAHAHA! You, a 100 pound, anorexic hipster with absolutely no muscle tone an "alpha male?!" Maybe you should use your trust fund to join a gym, instead of buying bass gear. Tralina could beat your ass, no problem.

P.S. Jerry Cantrell wants his clothes back.