I had "Largest Sole Proprietor of Red Wood Wands" but ... ya know... that story...
My self-imposed criteria for sig-wag is pretty intense. No easy answers.
- At least slightly pretentious
- Must provoke strong emotions and/or eye rolls and.or be amusing
- Must make an (optionally) obnoxious and (potentially) debatable claim to something unique
- Or at least push an agenda (sell this, vote this, like this, share this, etc.)
- Must portray myself and my toon in the best possible light (in elf terms) that can shine through a basement egress window
- All of the above?
More criteria. Just off the top of my head.