Sorry, kinda new. So "standard trajectory" is:
a) Player throws a tantrum about a level 4 gnoll.
b) Player actually calls in a GM to deal with his gnoll issue.
c) GM tells Player that the gnolls don't all belong to him, and to share with his brothers.
d) Player smart-mouths GM.
e) GM spanks Player, takes toys away for a day.
f) Player runs crying to his friends about the unfairness of it all.
g) Friends tell Player he's acting like a baby.
h) Player calls everyone stupid.
i) Friends warn Player that GM can still hear him, and warn him that he's about to get grounded as well.
j) Player stops crying says, "No, I was only kidding. I sure fooled you guys."
Is that about it?
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