Juntsie pleased to announce alternative fee arrangement for pending Ancient Cyclops camp dispute. Fer mere, low price of 15,999 plat, Juntsie will provide highest quality troll representation on yer' behalf. Juntsie advocate fer yer lootz. Cannot guarantee dropz. Specially when dere' gonna be like 50 of dem with hair on dey' necks campin' dat clops all day and night.
Retain today!
__________________
/s/
Juntsie Grobbstein (Green)
Juntsie Professional & Shaman Services, LLC
Licensed Troll Professional (J.D., M.D., Th.D., R.D., R.C.C., Ph.D., C.P.A., L.S.L.P)
Known Associates: Oakenhops Valebrewer (51 Druid <Dial a Port>); Korezril (50 Monk <Ancient Blood>) ; Xeirella L'Veldriss (52 Necro)
Professional troll services fer gud rates, including da raid dispute resolution. Dis message confidential and not intended for tax purpose. Protect swamp. Tink green before print.
|