[Juntsie]

Originally Posted by Woke Locc [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Juntsie, what do we do with vexatious litigants?

Dis gud question dat Juntsie waive all professional fee to answer. If dere be a whiny squishie whose ferget' to chage out dere' feces-sock and get cranky, Juntsie advise reminding dem of da' fecundity of pixel. Juntsie suspect dat da' crybabies need help and luv. Dey no loved as children, and spend all dere' time worrying about da lootz no one care about. It sad. Juntsie advice being nice to dem to lure them into comfort-zone. Once guard down, it is advisable to feed them special Sleep Potice, and then proceed to quarter their limbs -- especially if delicious, tender dorf, gnome, or halfling meats -- for later consumption. No waste gud meat and food. And da whiners tend to be a bit big around da' belly, so lots of meats. Good eating!