France testing whether nicotine could prevent coronavirus
So smoking damages your lungs but nicotine helps you become The Wolverine.
France has prohibited the sale of more than one month's supply of nicotine products to any one person to prevent a run on the new life-saving cigarette products. Since 110% of all French people smoke this will now mean they can take back Lorraine and the rest of the Sudetenland from the tired coughing Germans with no effort.
Vive le Emperour!