Yesterday I bought eight hundred barrels of North Sea crude at -$40 a barrel. They owe me $32,000 and 800 barrels of juice. Anyway, I was really surprised the price didn't include the barrels. I mean when I buy two gallons of milk at the supermarket they don't just pour it into my cart. I was arguing with the guy but he was crying so it was hard to get through. I wound up buying my own barrels from Amazon for $38 bucks a pop so I'm still up $1600. And after I pour all that oil in my neighbors pond I'll still have the barrels!
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