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Old 04-17-2020, 10:47 AM
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Originally Posted by BlackBellamy [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
I was taught how to type 60WPM by a guy who would yell out "Type gooder!". When I joined the Army I was like I want a job with Intelligence and I want to work on Computers. So they were like super, looks like you're good with the security clearance now here is an 8-week typing class. Now I not only type like a motherfucker but I compose the proper headers to allow command to authenticate me.

Edit: oh yeah, so join the army if you want to type or shoot typists take your pick.

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Yup, same with map reading. No matter how loud or how often the guy would yell, some people flunked right the fuck out cause their brain-to-finger circuits were just wrong. Or they could not imagine rotating a flat piece of paper into a fully loaded zone in their head. Just brains like that.
edit 1: can do both
edit 2: i wanted to say lol hi chelsae but im' afraid i'll be banned, i just did [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

pras for ur service m8 the army fucking sux lol