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Originally Posted by Mushman
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Reporting in from NJ.
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So you haven't heard of all the dead rabbis?
https://www.npr.org/sections/coronav...om-coronavirus
That right there would be a total crisis for me. I mean here I go put out a call for some Learned Semite to grace this thread with their ancient wisdom and G-d (that's how they spells it) just goes totally nuts and burns them up with fever like in the old days. Maybe someone needs to drive a freight train through the Pearly Gates to wake the people up and show them what's going on! It's like he's trying to keep the information for himself! He tried that before the sweaty old fuck and see all the problems that it caused?
Anyway I digress. To recap: NJ is
always in crisis. Vengeful and secretive G-d silences leakers. Eduardo Moreno couldn't hit the USNS Mercy because trains can't run on curved tracks. Curved tracks prove the earth is round. Ergo ipso fatso!