Damn I always thought Sokrates invented science. Wasn't he some gay atheist? I mean yeah he loved his gay Greek gods but they weren't real gods, just some reasons to be gay and drunk. And I thought the value for sanctity of life was founded upon biological imperatives to reproduce, you know since humans are social animals and react negatively to people who just want to cause a ruckus. And that gods were made up to explain complex concepts behind social weal to people who just can't be bothered.
I'm glad the CORONAVIRUS Death Thread set me straight. All glory to G-d as the only real saved say! I'll be pras to him all day to save me from the virus that he sent (unlike the Simpsons themselves, that joke never gets old).
Speaking of natural selection, you know who's going to come out tits out of this whole mess? The sexual offenders! First of all, all those guys are already completely socially distanced - by law. Second, who does this virus seem to spare? The young. So after the regular people are dead, The Sexual Predators will emerge and start to offend all over the impressionable and trusting teenagers thus spawning a whole new generation of angry perverts. The circle of life.
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