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Originally Posted by Tethler
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Lemme guess, the "sick" are just like 100,000 paid actors, right?
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Well yes, now that Steven Mnuchin told us all we're going to be getting checks.
I'm not sick so I assume my payment is for starting this thread and continuing to spread the panic like jelly on a toasted piece of brioche.
I ordered some hand sanitizer on Amazon and they told me NO! Those were priced too high; they were gouging you so we had to cancel your order. I was like it's my money I'm cool I just want some sanitizer. No sanitizer. Ok, so I order some slippers because my feet are cold and I don't want to wear socks all the time because they compress the feet. Then I see my delivery dates keep getting pushed back and back and back. No slippers. We are reserving our shipping capacity to deliver necessary equipment like masks and sanitizer. I go to try to order some sanitizer, none in stock.
I have no sanitizer and I have no slippers and I also have no sanitizer again. If I ever see Bezos walking down the street I will run him over with my Amazon truck. At least they're hiring.