03-14-2020, 04:46 PM
|
|
Aviak
Join Date: May 2015
Posts: 65
|
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by YendorLootmonkey
[You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
Oh yeah? Well I was bangin' supermodels when I was 18 (they propositioned me when I was 13 but I didn't want anyone to get in trouble), I currently earn 8 figures a year as a butterfly breeder, and I invented the popular game Toilet Paper Roulette (after you're done taking a dump in a public restroom, you roll a 6-sided die, subtract one from the result, and that's how many wipes you get before unceremoniously pulling up your pants no matter what.)
One time, I correctly folded an omelet and flipped it without breakage or spillage. I have been tying my own shoes since the age of 14, dude.
In elementary school, I was a coloring book prodigy, and received a trophy for best facial hair for an 8-year-old. I once farted on a first date, successfully blamed it on her confused Yorkshire Terrier, and still got laid that night.
I have a refractory period of 30 seconds.
But this isn't a contest, bro.
|
[You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
https://youtu.be/cI5P3ZszuCs
__________________
Cat Walker Gold Medalist - 2020
Undisputed President of Rants of Flames - 2020
Best Iksar Warrior - Currently Unchallenged
Biggest Ego 2021 - {Your Advertisement Here}
|
|
|
|