Class: Warlock
Race: All except Trolls.
Armor: None. Armor is for Homuncules Losers.
Role: To provide Winning and Gnarlyisms. Duh!
Weapons: Frickin' Bayonets, Fire-breathing Fists, an F-18, Poetry.
Spells:
-Tigerblood: Superior to Clarity II.
-The Goddesses: Summons two Goddesses whom provide stamina/shield/str buffs.
-4th Dimensional Aspect: The only way to reach this dimension is to take a boat to the middle of ocean of tears while watching the movie "Jaws".
-Vatican Assassins: Can turn a maximum of four mobs into a gang of warriors who win by embarrassing people.
-Charlie Sheen: Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
Warlock's coda: "Love with violence and hate with violence."
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