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Old 02-19-2020, 08:14 PM
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Originally Posted by cd288 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
This is the best story in the thread
Agreed. Those are some freaking incredible lengths to get a pair of Jboots. I can’t believe it actually worked though. I’m both impressed, and slightly ashamed because I don’t think I’d have been able to pull that off. Hopefully you told your wife the story and she proceeded to mock you mercilessly lol. Good read!

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Originally Posted by Pootytangx [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
I started playing around 16ish and I always thought wood elf girls were so hot. I remember one night for whatever reason I rolled a wood elf Druid chick and ran around Kelethin naked. I swiped a pair of my moms panties from the laundry room and put them on and jerked off to my character..
<vomits violently in trash can>

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Originally Posted by charmcitysking [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
Will likely skip sex again tonight to get to level 4 again. Will confirm tomorrow.
Lol. My friend, you need to either learn how to have sex faster, or how to level faster. How long is it taking you to get to level 4?!