Oh okay.
I won the lottery like 18 times.
I'm the winner of the sperm race. That's like 1 in a million right there.
I was born in the United States.
I was born upper middle class.
I was born white and a male. And for most of the years up until recently that basically means I was treated generally with more benefit of the doubt and respect than women and minorities. It's kinda shitty but that's how life is. It's like a luck+2 score.
I have a majestic cat that walks around the streets with me. She's beautiful and such a badass. She leads dogs on walks and shit it's really cool.
https://imgur.com/a/Bls84iR Here she be starin down a dogo.
I have a college degree.
I'm musically talented.
My body gets into shape really quickly.
I have very healthy genetics, no major illnesses, never needed braces, family lives a long life, don't get sick really.
I can play the piano and sing pretty well. I guess I kind of said this above.
I'm pretty good at sex, and my penis is not something people have complained about. It's not huge but it does the job.
I'm somewhat intelligent but how can you really measure that anyway? IQ tests are stupid. If you live a shitty life you're not very smart but you might have a high IQ. You get what I'm saying.
I have an american name that isn't hard to pronounce and doesn't get me discriminated against.
I went to a good university that is respected.
I was born in a time in the world where there was refrigeration to keep food, jobs to get people paid, medicine and science to cure diseases, and the internet and electricity and cars and planes and stuff.
And then I probably went on and rambled about how there's no reason to ever be sad about anything ever anywhere because most people are like me and most people have won lottery after lottery after lottery after lottery after lottery.
Was this mostly it?