My turn to post (easy one):
FIVE DAYS
they've been standing around my desk discussing soul-searching, vibrators, and what kind of martini they're going to have
Oh cool I guess I should fill up my Amazon wishlist
FUCK OFF I JUST WATCHED A REALLY GOOD DOCUMENTARY ON THE PORN INDUSTRY.
Drunke, Constellations, and Piffen are the p99 whores here.
A tempting offer. Boyfrand would not be pleased though.
These reddies seem fairly nice
*dances around in her rubi BP*
I'll buy the lollipops
what the fuck makes any of you assume I'm not seeing someone?
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