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Old 01-08-2020, 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted by BlackBellamy [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Forty years later I have hemorrhoids and anal fissures. If only I didn't constrict the blood flow to that area by sitting on cold stuff. This stuff is really inconvenient now at times.

My lesson to you:

ALWAYS TAKE CARE OF YOUR ASS!!!

I would think the greater lesson would be to listen to the warnings of old crones, as they are virtually always a literary device for the author to impart wisdom.
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