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Originally Posted by zodium
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my friend, respecting the poop is no mere courtesy; it is the bar a man must meet to qualify as a thinking, civilized person.
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Sir, only halflings would consider respecting a 6 hour + poop a courtesy. Besides, at that point your bathroom should be a digital EQ oasis with a set up like those old school swivel desks, just with a built in keyboard, remember those desks? The ones that use to be common before Obama phased them out because they couldn't pass engineers stress tests from loading down grade schoolers with 15 pound books full of propaganda that earned him beach mansions.
I just think we can all agree that courtesy poop checks would be ideal, but Obama's beach house didn't buy itself.