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Originally Posted by Baler
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Can confirm this is accurate on green and teal.
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I have a theory that if you made a zone in a middle gray monotone that was just a big flat box and populated it with mobs that are plain middle gray balls that make no attempt to attack you even once attacked, have AC and MRs of 0 and 1hp and an instantaneous respawn timer, and set the ZEM of the zone to like 500%, that these people would run like rabid dingoes to spend hours in a plain gray box, killing plain gray balls that don't even try to hit you. Plenty of balls to go around, everyone can have their own and kill them over and over for hours on end and watch their exp bars smoke trying to keep up.
If I was king of the P99 world and thank god I'm not, that's what I would do. I'd either create honeypots that they can't resist or just let them create level 50 characters that are raid-only, none of their stuff works outside of raid zones. Basically find a way to split these people off from the rest of the population and give them what they want, which is the fastest way to level 60 that requires the least effort. Hard fights just slow things down, they'd much rather club baby seals, so give them baby seals, but make it unbelievably boring. Maybe have the entire zone be blank and there's just a button in the middle of the screen that says Give Me Exp that you can click on once every 15 seconds or so, short enough so you can't AFK and do something else at the same time.
And for amusement's sake, make it so you can only go in that zone once, and getting to level 60 from level 1 will take say 60 hours straight of clicking every 15 seconds.