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Old 11-20-2019, 08:05 PM
Ivory Ivory is offline
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Word was startin to spread about my findins the great noble weapon from the sentry, having defeated them undead. Something the world thought impossible!!! Especially for a gnome.

But I'd done it, and I had the legendary weapon to proves it....and there wouldn't be another weapon of such power for quites some time.

So, I thoughts long and hard how to find a noble paladin of nobility worthy of the most mighty weapon in all of Norrath....

It hads ta be not just the strongest or oldest fighter, but someone who truly proves himself brave and noble!!! Everyone hads to have a chance to proves themselves too!

Eventually, I came up with a way to tests a noble paladins bravery and devotion....A QUEST!!! Followin the same path I been takin on my own noble quests!

So, with some shoutin and sending out messenger birds, I announced the event would be happenin in Freeport, and all interested noble paladins should come if they wanted to hears my quest.

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As the hours passed, slowly a small crowd began to gather to hear the great quest of nobility.

...and when the clock struck on the hour, it was time!!!

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Pockete is I, noble gnome it's true.
And wander the world as I have, wills you
To prove you a paladin, brave and just
Seek these items, you surely must

And if you're first, to bring me this boon
To you wills receive, the Deepwater Harpoon

The first item be, Empty Bag so cold
And put in it, jumjum stalk not old
Then you wills need, a Peacekeepers Staff
And Rat's Foot Necklace, just for a laugh

Then one piece o armor, of scarab variety
And a Tunare's Finest, to prove your piety

And lastly you'll need, to simply find mes
But where I am is, aint no one foresees

Most of the crowd was shocked at the dangers such a quest would face thems against. Foot blisters and lions and all sortsa things!

But some brave paladins set off to begin searching for what I spoke of.

I wasn't sure if they'd ever do it, but some day....someone would proves themselves.

Setting the weapon safely in my pack...I begans travelin again...on my own new quest lookins for some fine cuppery I'd hear rumors of.

You see, everyone knows a noble gnome needs fine cuppery for drinkins her milk!! And I'd heard in Freeport of a man who knew another man who knew an ogre who might have a treasure of such greatness! Not just any cup, but white!! To match the finest of milks!!

So, it was time to find the ingredients the man was wantins for a drink that would get hims to spill them beans about the fine cuppery treasure. Some fish and .... some honeycomb that the halflings jumified.... and other various ingredients.

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As I traveled, I continueds to give my great quest to any who'd hear it....shoutins "Oh woe is me, I wonders if I'm ever gonna finds a [worthy paladin] of this mighty Deepwater Harpoon".


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And my drink ingredient huntins took me all over! Even back to the land of the Erudites where I visited with some cat people fishin for ...cats i think.

But then word cames in that a brave paladin had dones it!! He had finished my quest!!! It hads been quite a while since I'd givens it, and I was surprised!!

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He was stayins in Freeport, and I'd finished collectins ingredients by then on my noble cuppery quest....so I took a boat to meets him.

When I gots there he handed me a bag with the artifacts found across the entire worlds! He'd done it!!! A true brave and noble paladin, Sir Faedoli!!!!

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So, I handed hims the most noble of weapons ...and for a time he was surely the most powerfuls fighter in all the world! Continuing the great battle against evil in the name of Sentry Xyrin and nobility.

With my burden lifted, and having collected the ingredients for the drink....I took a nice rest in Freeport before continuins on my way. Feelin pretty accomplished!! But still much left to do.

That night, I dreamed of what it must be like to eat muffins and while drinking milk from the finest milk cuppery in all of Norrath..... tomorrow I'd be mixin the man that drink, and gettin one step closer to findins the great treasure.

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