[Maximus]

Originally Posted by Hasbinbad [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Maxipad: Welcome to Transcendence, I love you. May I take your order?
Hasbinbad: Yeah, lemme get a #4.
Maxipad: OK, that will be a unsupported bullshit combo with cheese, would you like lies or onion tears with that?
Hasbinbad: Lies please, and can you make them super-sized please?
Maxipad: Sure thing! What kind of drink would you like with your meal today?
Hasbinbad: Tears.
Maxipad: Small, medium, large, or Transcendece sized Tears?
Hasbinbad: Transcendece please!
Maxipad: OK, I have one unsupported bullshit combo with super-sized lies and Transcendence Tears to drink. Anything else for you today?
Hasbinbad: Do you still have those tin-foil crowns with the kids meals?
Maxipad: Conspiracy Caps? Of course!
Hasbinbad: Can I buy one separate?
Maxipad: You can have one for free sir! We never charge for Conspiracy Caps!
Hasbinbad: Great! That's all thanks!
Maxipad: OK sir, your total is four dollars and twenty cents at the first window! Thanks for your business!

Hey! cool story bro.
Should i be worried you have a nickname for me? Maxipad lol? i'll take that over Hasbingay.