[Kendir]

Originally Posted by BlackBellamy [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I got you brah. Get your trainer to meet you so when you get home from work you can get a relaxing workout. Stretches, don't go crazy. Then take a nice shower and shave. Don't forget to moisturize, take care of your skin. Call downstairs, tell the cook you want something with a medium carb load, heavy protein, with some fruit sugars. Get dressed; it's an occasion so you can be a little special but don't get pretentious. Remember to talk to your family at breakfast and give them special attention, as they will not be seeing the you they know for quite some time. After breakfast, take the convertible for a spin. Bring the dogs of course. Doesn't matter where you go; feel being the master of your own destiny accompanied by your most loyal and trusted friends, for you will not experience the former and be trained and plugged by the latter in the task you are about to entertain. Thus encouraged, end your drive and give final instructions to the staff. If you are normally casual in these matters, this is the one time you must be firm. They must bring the right Scotch at the right time in the right quantity, and they must be available to empty the chamberpots in the instant the need arises.

Lock the door. Give the door code to your major domo only. Sit down in your HSL-Track Kahuna, go through the pre-launch checklist, and click the power button as the Jardin D'Eden rings twelve.

I hope you're going dark elf I'd like to play with you.