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Old 09-26-2019, 07:34 AM
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Originally Posted by zodium [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
there was never a random script. come, stay a while, and listen.

once, in the beforetime, in the long long ago, there was set by the gods a policy to quake twice a month. but, since quakes were manual, as now, this resulted in one or both quakes going so late in the month that people would poopsock them! one dreadful winter, darker and colder than is normal for the season, as if auguring events to come, this angered he who shall not be named. his wrath was great. thus did he persuade the gods to change the quake policy from two to 0-3 quakes a month. thus was the server plunged from the golden age of quakes, its brief moment in the light snuffed out and extinguished. thus was born the dark and quakeless age wherein we linger still.
Ohhhh, so in beforetime the gods were indeed by their own hand spreading its wealth fairly to all the inhabitants of the land. At some point we, the filthy men of the old continent must have been angering the gods to the point they only spread the golden quakes to the great isle of the west.