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Originally Posted by Zuranthium
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Would be nice to see goblin and aviak groups going, that content is never touched.
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Haha this is so true, I wish I leveled killing mermaids so bad. Maybe on Green we should make this happen Zur?
Side note and totally not related, speaking of the Ocean of tears, i want to connect these dots regarding the sister of elrosi island:
1. The zone Dock.
2. Woodelf women: Check.
3. Woldelf males: ...nope.
4. 2 Sisters in a hut, with a bed.
5. they have fancy swords.
6. main hut has: merchant, and a room with beds everywhere.
7. level 60 wood elf inside hut, can be very aggressive.
8. all woodelfs drop chastity belts.
Ok so lets connect em...
I think the sisters of elrosi, are a reformatory for wood elf girls
(2. Woodelf females: Check. 3. Woldelf males: ...nope.) that have been spending a bit too much time with those nasty dark elves, hence
(8. all woodelfs drop chastity belts.)
But what the city council of kelethin don't know is that the person in charge of the whole operation
(7. level 60 wood elf inside hut) is actually a pimp
(can be very aggressive.) and is just using it to collect the types of people she can corrupt, and then once they are shipped to the island turns them into prostitutes
(6. main hut: merchant, beds everywhere.) for travelers stopping at
(1. The zone Dock.) an area notorious in nearly every culture for being full of this ancient profession.
Security at the Elrosi Whore House is maintained by 2 lieutenants, former members who have devious dark elvish sex in their private hut
(4. 2 Sisters in a hut, with a bed.) are awarded this right because they maintain security for the Pimp of Elrosi with the use of their special swords
(5. they have fancy swords.)
So be mindful when your groupmate says he must travel through the ocean of tears, make sure they get checked out at the clinic after.