God. Actual bard NPCs would be amazing. They'd charm level 60 players since NPC charms don't abide by level limits, and you'd get a little window every few ticks to try to escape. They'd run around at speeds that make GrimFeather jealous. They'd do group short range teleport spell when they're in your camp with buddies just as soon as you think you've got everything rooted in safe spots. They'd highsun you to your bind if they didn't want to fight.
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