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Originally Posted by Cecily
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I’m poor IRL because I don’t have a good financial plan like this guy I was talking to at the bus stop today who was saving up abandoned bikes he finds in the mall’s parking lot. He’s gonna fix them up and when he gets 100 of them, he’s gonna sell them for $75 each, and then he’s gonna have 75 grand in his pocket. Repeat until millionaire.
I didn’t have the heart to tell him he was off a decimal point.
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"Abandoned bikes"
I'm pretty sure that's code for stolen.