If I were you, would I give me your stuff? I really doubt it. I don't have much in the bank, but when you look at my gear you'd definitely think "This isn't someone who needs my loot."
Now, let's say you did give me your loot. What would I do with it? Well for starters, if you had BS ears, I'd equip them and be like "fuck yea!" and if it included some high ticket item I could sell to work towards a fungi tunic, I'd be all over it. Anything past that, I would likely wind up giving it away when I do a one of my Crushbone buff runs I try to do once or twice a week. Would probably beat the crappy CoM weapons I usually have to hand out, but who knows what your loot looks like.
Now, why me over Loke, who is likely much more recognizable than me? Quite simple really, because I can give the noobs high level shaman buffs while handing out the loot, whereas all he can do is FD and watch the train of a legion of orcs slaughter the noobs. The choice is clear.
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