I have a huge wang. No seriously, it's a beautiful specimen. Picture a sculpture by Michelangelo, but more graceful, and in the shape of a penis.
And I'm just an all around amazing person. I can give you advice on how to be awesome. And I'll send you picz naked. You will have fapping material for life.
Fo realz tho, I would certainly be a happier person if I received anything. Hard to say who "deserves" it since many I'm sure could benefit greatly, but I'm about as gimp as it gets, and it makes me sad.
[You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] I would be eternally grateful and would probably write you daily emails on how you improved my life.
Cheers,
Chyop Suey