Myself I'm a professional toilet unclogger. And if I make a deal to unclog two toilets do you think I expect to get paid for unclogging one toilet? Do you have any idea what a "contract" is? The deal is to unclog two toilets and i unclogged one toilet. As per the contract I haven't earned nothin. And you damn well better understand that in the real world, asking for payment after unclogging just one toilet erodes an employer's trust in you. In the real world, where I live, the second toilet gets unclogged THEN I go back and say motherfucker now pay me. And if he doesn't want to pay I pull out my dirty rotary tools and I spin them in the air and SPLASH WHIRRR a spray covers the man's office. And I say there's your unclogged toilet.
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