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Originally Posted by shoes2
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they will have sex with you a few times probably then throw you in the garbage
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the only 2 whose made it that far have 1.) engaged to marry me (hes rich & powerful) and 2.) bought me a lol amount of clothes, and $1300 in hair work which i'm going to get done this Saturday. they love me a lot. sorry but i'm killing it.
i don't do meat sex so anyone who successfully copulates with me experiences a real actual closeness; i never get used like a fleshlight ever. i'll let you scratch your head about how that's possible. they say things like "i was a virgin until i met you, after all". "they" being men whod have you staring at your Vans IRL. i'm literally beyond your comprehension.
i really am powerful in this realm you nerd.