pick elf
points in str
drop pod book on ground
turn in note
put on dress
scribe, mem spells
equip dagger
stab and flame level 1 things
loot junk until overburdened
sell junk to nearest merchant
buy milk, muffins
repeat until cracked staff
crack level 1 things until level 4
buy fire pet, malachite
summon fire pet
/pet attack low blue mob
if pet almost dead, summon new pet, dismiss old pet
repeat until ding x4
buy next pet, gate, bind, invis, summon companion, lev ring, rod, coth, pearls, velocity maybe
repeat until epic
goof off with epic pet for a day or two
park in good coth spot
rip mage
FAQ:
Q. Isn't that only 50% xp per kill?
A. Yes.
Q. Isn't that bad?
A. No.
Q. Should I summon again to get a higher level pet?
A. No.
Q. This is an elite strat, my pet dies too fast, I can't do it.
A. Fight lower blues.
Q. I have to sell all the time.
A. Save some bags.
Q. I still have to sell all the time.
A. Don't loot cheap/heavy junk.
Q. I still have to sell all the time.
A. Bind next to a merchant or near your camp.
Q. I still have to sell all the time.
A. Buy a port the other way.
Q. I still have to sell all the time.
A. Save up for some tink bags.
Q. I still have to sell all the time.
A. You're doing great.
Q. Error, fire pet not found. How do I research it?
A. Buy the water pet or the earth pet.
Q. Can I cast my damage shield on it?
A. If you want.
Q. Should I?
A. Probably not.
Q. Can I get a focus item?
A. If you want.
Q. Should I?
A. Probably not.
Q. Can I get a Burnt Wood Staff?
A. If you want.
Q. Should I?
A. Probably not.
Q. Can I get any other spells?
A. If you want.
Q. Should I?
A. Probably not.
Q. Can I wear/keep any other items?
A. If you want.
Q. Should I?
A. No.
Q. Can I join a group?
A. If you want.
Q. Should I?
A. Probably not.
Q. Can I join a guild?
A. If you want.
Q. Should I?
A. That's on you.
Q. Is there really nothing left to do after I get my epic?
A. You'll never actually get your epic.
Q. This is boring.
A. Reroll melee, go back to hitting things yourself, feel the pixel lust flow through you, hustle to pay for locket(s) so you can bind somewhere reasonable.
Q. Lol I just want to read nerd stuff.
A. Hope u enjoyed.
Q. Did you just describe what you did on your first mage as if you really think everyone else should do the same thing?
A. No my mage is only level 4 and I don't play any more.
Q. Wtf?
A. Burned out reading guides.
Q. Ur a lightweight dude.
A. Yeah.
Q. P99 ain't for chumps, dude.
A. True.
Q. So what now?
A. Porn.
Q. Sad.
A. That's showbiz.
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