[maskedmelon]

ya gotta emote, pal, to great excess. use the /e or : or whatever it is, I forgot and write cools stiff liek this:

*looks down at you dumbly and sniffs absently, his large malformed snout
snatching greedily at a fugitive glob of snot scurrying down his torn upper lip*

at this point, I would not use troll language because EQ is shit at making them look liek anything other than gibberish. instead, id utilize retard vernacular.
people liek that better anyway.