0000 - a decaying skeleton
0025 - a large rat
0050 - a mangy rat
0075 - a putrid skeleton
0100 - a desert madman
0150 - an aviak darter
0300 - a pledge familiar
0450 - a cinder goblin wizard
0600 - a sneering gargoyle
0750 - a festering hag
1000 - a spectre
1250 - a hill giant
1500 - a sarnak janissary
1750 - a fire giant warrior
2000 - a loathing lich
3000 - an azarack
4000 - a sebilite juggernaut
5000 - Charlie Sheen
Or, to keep it simple instead:
0000 - It's Not Over 9000!
9001 - It's Over 9000!!
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"You know you done fucked up when Yendor gives you raid commentary." - Tiggles
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