Drest I would like to offer legal advice and my services perhaps if you would like to go that route.
As it stands, you are accused of 1 count of camp stealing and 7 counts of public retardation. I might be able to get your camp stealing charge thrown out considering that the plaintiff tried to kill steal it after you had acquired FTE on the Hadden. He then also brought this issue to the masses for vigilante justice instead of going through the proper legal channels. The fact that you claim you attempted to return the stolen goods might work in your favor as well.
However, the public retardation charges are going to be hard to get around. There are apparently numerous eye witnesses to your alleged outbursts. I might be able to work some magic, however, as I have a good relationship with the district judge of Qeynos. If you would like to retain my services I can accept a payment of 2,000 platinum or 1 Fishbone Earring. In the meantime I would suggest that you do not do anything to incriminate yourself any further.
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