So I was in wallyworld with my new pull up bar (I know I am doing it wrong not making my own from scrap metal which in hindsight was feasible cool) and behind me are two Hispanic latinas yammering away at high speed and in front of me is I am guessing a French Canadian with at least $300 of plastic prefab arts and crafts. There's a lot of women trailing babies who are corn fed and thick in the lines to the right and left...
And I realize I am going to stay sexy thin and ready for service in the Marine core well into my 80s, pretty much no matter what if I don't sperg out and kill myself violently.
This is reality. Whoa....
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